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Friday, March 10, 2006

On haircuts

Haircuts, like everything else in life, have become very expensive. They are also one of the things that definitely are not a “do-it-yourself” operation for me. If I were limber enough and dexterous enough to make the attempt, I suspect that the results would be aesthetically horrifying. Since I am not limber enough, I would end up dislocating my shoulders. Since I am not dexterous enough, I would end up losing an ear. I could end up as a one-eared hunchback sporting a butt-ugly haircut. I have enough problems; it just isn’t worth the risk.

Since I am too cowardly to even make the attempt, I give my monthly tithe to the hair god while giving thanks that I still have hairs on my head that need cutting. The moral of the story is that of the silver lining in the dark cloud, coincidentally, my hair used to be a dark cloud; now, it is a silver lining.

3 Comments:

Blogger Glory said...

Excellent wordsmithing!

11/3/06 7:34 PM  
Blogger lastAutumn said...

Nice opinion! My hairdresser doesn't like my instructions, he's fond of my credit card instead ;-)

9/7/07 1:26 AM  
Blogger Pit said...

Hm... Haircuts is exactly “do-it-yourself” operation for me)))
Looks good).

3/12/07 7:29 AM  

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